The place: a hotel room in Paris
The people: me, and my 17-year-old brother
Toby, commenting on the fact that he's taking his 3rd bath of the day: "It's also probably a good idea, since I'm sharing a room with you, just to bathe constantly."
Explaining himself: "Not, like, in general. I'm not saying you're a filthy person. I just mean now."
(The background: I had a disgusting cold)